It's better to acquaint yourself with numbers other than 911 in cases of emergencies like this. An intoxicated man, very intoxicated man, calls 911 to save himself from the cops and gets arrested.
This sounds like an Indian movie where the hero's sidekick gives a complaint about the villain to a corrupt cop and gets whipped.
The above story is one more reason for me to remain a teetotaler.
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In the same spirit, here is another story where a couple of unemployed scientists from NJ prove that dogs like binge drinking, prefer beer to other alcohols and like Bud Light the most. Ok. I made the last one up. But at least dogs should be glad they don't have to deal with 911 when drunk.
Read it with a plate of salt since this is an Onion story.
3 comments:
I'm put up somewhere around only Largo only! I would have enjoyed it if I had seen it in person!
Funny enough, one of my friends actually banged on a cop's car when he was drunk :)
But it would have been great to see this guy in person - you should start hanging out in Largo bars starting this weekend :)
There's a danger to it - the newsitem may, then, feature me! :(
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